Chris Pine is Wooden

Chris Pine was at The London Film Festival in character to see the opening of his new film "Handsome Cookout Dad Mannequin from a 1970s Sears Catalog". I hope it's a smash hit. Brown shoes? The story I didn't link says he's 38 years old and I'm like, yeah okay and me and the Loch Ness Monster hang out once in a while.