Jesus Fergie

Two Fergie stories so close together? Wow that's crazy. Hey don't blame me, I didn't tell her to put on a bikini. She was in Maui with her husband Josh Duhamel (not pictured). I don't think I've ever seen him, is everybody sure he's even real? I'm going to say no, he isn't. She's just trying to make a certain someone jealous. Well it won't work missy. There is no way I'll ever be jealous of someone named "Josh".