JUST FOR GLEE

I thought I posted this when I got it last week but don't see it in the archives. If I did, well here it is again. I was cleaning up my e-mail and laughed the second time so I reckon I think it is funny. You might also.



A father watched his daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet
and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, daddy?"
she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the
little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well,
that might be OK in California and Wyoming,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas!"

HATTIP TO DAVE