Blue Steel: The Double Dragon - Derek Zoolander Connection

Natti Haziran 04, 2022

Above: The guy from Double Dragon III The Rosetta Stone as he appears on the game`s label.

Now look at:

Derek Zoolander flashing his patented Blue Steel look.

Uncanny.

Also:

And:

That Hansel is so hot right now.

Conclusion: Double Dragon III is intended as an allegorical representation of the rough and tumble real world of male models. Not the kind of thing you see in public, but the actual gritty parts - the walk offs in abandoned Members Only warehouses, the assassination of Micronesian dudes, the orgies with Finnish dwarves and Maori tribesmen and, last but by no means least: breakdance fighting.

Class dismissed.